Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Ways To Die #17 - #37: A collection of ways to die

Strange ways to die... Top twenty countdown of strange ways to die (taken from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths)

20. Alex Mijtus was killed by his wife, who had had enough of his strange sexual practices, ruptured several of Alex’s organs internal organs and caused severe bleeding using a 20-inch sex toy.

19. Debby Mills-Newbroughton was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day but on the way to her own birthday party she was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake.

18. Peter Stone was murdered by his eight year old daughter, who he had just sent to her room without dinner. Young Samantha Stone inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her father's coffee the following morning.

17. David Danil was killed by his girlfriend Charla after his attempted sexual advances. The last thing he felt was four shots from a doubled barreled shot gun Charla's father had given to her an hour before.

16.Javier Halos was killed by his landlord for failing to pay his rent for eight years. Landlord Kirk Weston clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realized just how long it had been.

15. Mary-Lee Cooper was killed by her one year old sister who climbed on top of her while she was sleeping, suffocating her.

14. Megan Fri was killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live fire training scene. Seeing the troopers all walking slow down the street, Megan jumped out in front of them and yelled, "Boo!" The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots between them.

13. Fiona Given was killed by a hit man hired by her ex-boyfriend. Then the hit man killed the ex-boyfriend, after he discovered that a 16 year old high school student didn’t really have access to $500 000.

12. Louis Zaragoza was killed as he prepared to drive to work. His wife was just about to cut the brakes on his car, when Louis snuck up behind her, causing her to lose her footing and stumble into him, stabbing him fatally.

11.  Mahmood Foli, a waiter, was killed by an unknown member of the Russian Mafia after he accidentally removed the gangster’s drink and was forced to drink over 27 litres of Coca Cola causing drowning.

10. Julia Smeeth was killed by her brother Michael because she talked on the phone too long. Michael clubbed his sister to death with a cordless phone and stabbed her several times with the broken aerial.
9. Helena Simms, wife of American scientist Harold Simms, was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbour. Harold killed her by substituting her eyeliner with a highly radioactive uranium substance.

8. Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his ‘two-timing wife’ by loading her car with 500kg of C4 explosive. The explosion was heard from 14km away, and no trace of the victim or her car were ever found.

7. Patty Winter was killed by her neighbour, who had mounted a F6 Phantom jet engine in his backyard. Patty had complained to police about the noise, and when the neighbour invited her over for ‘tea’, he switched on the engine, and vaporised her with 5000 degrees of heat.

6. Michael Lewis drugged his boyfriend, Tony Berry, and dressed him in a double sided white board that read "God loves the K.K.K.". Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem and dropped him off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased.
5. Jay Newton was killed after a co-worker at Sea World in Florida dropped a 20 ton killer whale on him. The whale had been hoisted out of his tank by a Master Tonne Crane, when the victim swam underneath to inspect the harness.

4. Carl Densinter was killed by a fellow worker trying to prove a point. The worker disconnected landing gear settings on a Boeing 747 test plane, and when Carl tried to land the plane it burst into a ball of flame.

3. Mary Dridely, Joseph Coles and Haven Gillies were killed as they walked past a New York apartment building. A few kids on the top floor were bored, and had decided to throw fruit, chairs, even the television from height.

2. Conrad Middleton was killed by his twin brother Brian after a disagreement over who should take the family home after their parents passed away. Conrad had no sense of smell, so Brian filled the house with gas and left a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, "Sorry for the spree, have a puff on me. Brian."

1. Gail Queens was killed by her zoo keeper boyfriend, after he invited her to the zoo to see the lions feed. He took her into a ‘viewing’ room and ‘ducked out for a quick smoke.’ Another door opened and three hungry lions were let into the pen...


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